Okay, fellow tape travelers, let's rewind to a truly bizarre corner of the 80s video store shelf, probably nestled somewhere between a dusty Chuck Norris flick and a slightly chewed-up copy of The Goonies. We're talking about a film that’s less a coherent narrative and more a chaotic, feature-length cartoon starring Italy's most beloved cinematic punching bag: 1986's Super Fantozzi. If you stumbled upon this gem back in the day, perhaps on a slightly dodgy multi-region player or a tape imported by that one eccentric uncle, you witnessed something uniquely, gloriously unhinged.

For the uninitiated, Ragionier Ugo Fantozzi, masterfully embodied by the legendary Paolo Villaggio, isn't just a character; he's an Italian cultural institution. He’s the perpetually downtrodden, subservient, and catastrophically unlucky office drone (or "ragioniere," a kind of accountant/clerk) whose life is a series of escalating humiliations. Think Mr. Bean crossed with Wile E. Coyote, but trapped in the beige nightmare of Italian corporate bureaucracy. Super Fantozzi, the fifth outing, ditches the usual office setting for something far more ambitious: retelling the entire history of humankind through Fantozzi's cursed lineage. Yes, you read that right. From messing things up in the Garden of Eden alongside a long-suffering Eve (played by the returning Liù Bosisio as Pina, Fantozzi’s equally put-upon wife) to causing havoc in a dystopian future, Fantozzi is there, failing spectacularly through the ages.

Directed by Neri Parenti (a name synonymous with these later Fantozzi entries and countless other Italian comedies), the film is pure, uncut slapstick delivered with relentless energy. Forget nuanced plotting; this is all about the gag, the setup, and the painful, hilarious payoff. We see Fantozzi as a caveman discovering fire (and immediately setting himself ablaze), a Roman plebeian enduring chariot race mishaps, a medieval knight facing a terrifying opponent (his own monstrous daughter Mariangela, played with unsettling commitment by Plinio Fernando), a disastrous Robin Hood, and even enduring crucifixion with characteristic complaining. Retro Fun Fact: Villaggio himself was part of the writing team, alongside genre veterans like Leonardo Benvenuti and Piero De Bernardi. You can feel his intimate understanding of the character’s comedic potential bleeding into every historical catastrophe. The sheer willingness to commit to these often absurd, sometimes borderline tasteless scenarios is part of the charm.
The "action" here isn't exploding helicopters, but the meticulously timed, physically demanding comedy. Watching Villaggio fling himself around, endure fake rock-falls, or get entangled in ludicrous contraptions is where the film’s true craft lies. It's all practical, performed with a wince-inducing commitment that predates CGI safety nets. Remember how real those pratfalls looked on your fuzzy CRT screen? That wasn't digital trickery; that was pure, unadulterated physical comedy, honed through years of performance. The sheer pain etched on Fantozzi's face felt hilariously tangible, even through the tracking lines. Retro Fun Fact: Fantozzi became such a phenomenon in Italy that the character's name evolved into an adjective, "fantozziano," used to describe situations or people marked by comical misfortune and subservience.

While the humour is broad and deeply rooted in Italian social satire (the constant struggle against incompetent authority, the absurdity of daily life), its universal language is slapstick. The episodic nature actually made it perfect VHS fodder – easy to dip in and out of, perfect for late-night channel surfing if it ever aired, or just rewatching your favourite disastrous historical vignette. The film’s aesthetic, slightly rough and ready, feels perfectly at home on the magnetic tape format. Retro Fun Fact: The Fantozzi films were consistently massive box office hits in Italy, tapping directly into the zeitgeist of the average Italian worker's frustrations and anxieties, albeit filtered through a comedic lens. Super Fantozzi was no exception, proving the enduring appeal of Villaggio's creation.
It's definitely a product of its time – some gags might raise eyebrows today, and the humour can be relentlessly cynical. Yet, there’s an undeniable affection for the character, even as the universe conspires against him. Neri Parenti keeps the pace brisk, jumping from one era to the next without lingering, ensuring the joke turnover remains high. It's exhausting, excessive, and occasionally brilliant in its sheer audacity. Seeing this again brought back memories of discovering these strange, wonderful European comedies that never quite made it to the mainstream multiplex but found a cult life on home video.
Super Fantozzi is not high art. It's a relentless barrage of historical slapstick anchored by one of Italy's greatest comedic performers. Its episodic nature makes it feel like a greatest hits compilation of human failure, Fantozzi-style. The practical gags, Villaggio's incredible physicality, and the sheer weirdness of the concept make it a standout entry in a legendary series.
Rating: 7/10 – This score reflects its status as a strong, inventive entry in a massively popular and culturally significant Italian comedy franchise. It's well-executed slapstick with a unique premise, carried by a legendary performance. It might be an acquired taste for those unfamiliar with Fantozzi, but for fans or the culinarily curious, it's pure, chaotic gold.
Final Thought: Forget slick historical epics; sometimes history is best viewed through the eyes of its biggest loser, preferably on a slightly worn-out VHS tape where the tracking fuzz just adds to the glorious absurdity.